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.mast{text-align:center;border-bottom:4px double var(--ink);padding:18px 12px 0;max-width:1150px;margin:0 auto}.mast a{text-decoration:none}
.mast h1{font-family:"Old English Text MT","UnifrakturMaguntia",Georgia,serif;font-size:clamp(34px,7vw,72px);margin:0;color:var(--ink);line-height:1.1}
.motto{color:var(--red);font-variant:small-caps;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:6px 0 12px;font-size:15px}
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.kicker{color:var(--red);font-size:13px;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;font-weight:bold}
.hero{width:auto;max-width:100%;height:auto;max-height:720px;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;border:1px solid var(--ink);display:block;margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:10px}
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.card h3{margin:.4em 0 .2em}.muted{color:#666;font-style:italic}
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.disclaimer{border:3px solid var(--red);background:#fff8ec;padding:14px;margin:16px 0}.disclaimer::first-letter{all:unset}
.share a{background:var(--ink);color:var(--parch);padding:8px 14px;text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold}
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