Advertise With The Reconstitutionalist
Our readers are free-market patriots who read labels, ask questions, and own a mini fridge the government has opinions about. You can reach them without filing a single federal comment form.
Placements
- Header Banner — Sitewide, under the masthead. The first thing readers see, right after the Founding Fathers.
- Sidebar — Every page, next to our Trending Grievances. Below the story on mobile.
- In-Article — Inside the story, after the second paragraph, when readers are most committed.
- Sponsored X Post — One post on @WeThePeptides, clearly marked as sponsored.
- "Presented By" Article — Your name on one of our stories. You don't get to write the jokes.
- Official Sponsor Package — Header banner, a monthly X shoutout, and your promo code. The full Continental Congress.
Rates
Contact for rates. Unlike the FDA, we answer within ten years.
Requirements
- Research-use-only vendors with third-party testing. Certificates of analysis, not vibes.
- No medical claims. We make things up for comedy. You don't get to make things up for sales.
- Every ad is labeled Sponsored.
- The satire stays editorially independent. Sponsoring us doesn't buy you immunity. Ask King George.