BPC-157 Now Available From North Korea, Where Every Review Is Five Stars Because The One-Star Reviewers Were Executed
PYONGYANG — Peptide bros have a new favorite research-use-only vendor: a hostile nuclear dictatorship.
Democratic People's Peptides launched this week with twelve-dollar vials and a perfect five-star rating. The one-star reviewers were executed.
Third-party testing is done by Kim Jong Un personally. Every batch comes back 100% pure, because the last chemist who said 99% was executed by anti-aircraft gun.
The checkout page is a photo of the Supreme Leader pointing at a vial. Shipping is free, though some packages have wandered into the DMZ. The refund policy says there has never been a need for a refund.
"It's twelve bucks," said Brayden, 31, who has placed four orders. "Also, the logo with the missile is kind of sick."
The FDA sent a warning letter. It came back unopened with a missile drawn on the envelope.
Reached for comment, Kim Jong Un said, "The Western peptide man is weak. That is why we offer bulk discount."
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