Peptide Bro's Kids Refuse All Halloween Candy Without Third-Party COA
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Neighbors on Saguaro Lane say the Henderson kids were the most demanding trick-or-treaters they've ever seen. The children, ages 6 and 9, refused every piece of candy that didn't come with a certificate of analysis.
"I held out a bowl of Snickers and the little one asked for the lot number," said homeowner Diane Kessler. "Then he asked whether it was tested by mass spec or just HPLC."
The older girl, dressed as a "sterile vial," carried a clipboard and a laminated sheet of acceptable labs. Witnesses say she rejected a full-size Kit Kat for having "no endotoxin data" and told a retiree his Tootsie Rolls were "probably underdosed."
By the end of the night, the kids had collected 11 pieces of candy, two COAs, and one Reese's they planned to send out for independent testing. "It's a 3- to 4-week turnaround," the 9-year-old explained. "Customs is a nightmare."
Their father, Brayden, 34, said he couldn't be prouder. "Other kids just eat whatever a stranger hands them. Mine ask for a batch number. That's how you know you've raised them right."
The FDA has warned parents that Halloween candy is unregulated, untested, and obtained from strangers, then reminded everyone it's still completely legal.
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