Superpower Opens First Legal Peptide Speakeasy, Charges $150 Cover And Requires A Note From Your Doctor
SAN FRANCISCO — Superpower opened America's first fully legal peptide speakeasy this week. Guests say it's exactly like a regular speakeasy, except the bouncer is a physician and the password is your insurance info.
"You knock three times, slide a lab panel under the door, and a guy in a lab coat looks you over through a little slot," said one patron. "Then he says '$150,' a velvet curtain opens, and there's a flapper doing the Charleston with a sharps container."
Inside, the menu has one item, BPC-157, served neat at ten dollars a milligram. The bartender has to watch you drink it.
The FDA praised the place as "a model of responsible access," and noted it would raid any establishment where the cover charge falls below a mortgage payment.
Three blocks away, a group of RUO guys run the same bar out of a garage. There's no cover, and the bathtub gin has been replaced with bathtub bacteriostatic water.
"Same peptide," said one, holding up a vial. "Our only dress code is you can't be a narc."
Asked for comment, the FDA said the speakeasy proves the system works, then ordered a double and put it on the taxpayer's tab.
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