Talarico Caught Behind Barbecue Tent Popping Oral BPC-157 And Pinning KPV Into His Brisket Belly
Texas Senate candidate James Talarico was spotted behind a barbecue tent in Corpus Christi on Tuesday, popping oral BPC-157 capsules and pinning KPV into his bulging gut with his cheeks still packed full of brisket, sources confirmed, minutes after shouting "I love the meat!" at a man holding a rib.
"He came back there pale as a tortilla," said Dale, 58, the pitmaster. "Mouth full of brisket, 'I ❤️ Trans Kids' T-shirt pulled up over his belly, jabbing a slin pin into his gut like he was trying to let the air out. Then he asked me if the brisket was gluten-free."
Witnesses said the candidate went through three slices of brisket, two BPC capsules per slice, and a KPV shot to the belly "for the inflammation, and the voters." A campaign aide stood guard with a cooler that turned out to hold tofu, a mini fridge, and a backup supply from a guy in Delaware. When reporters asked about the shirt, the aide said it was "for the Austin fundraiser later" and that Talarico had "three more in the car for the Lubbock rally."
Trump told the Corpus Christi crowd Talarico had been "missing for 14 days," but peptide insiders say he was actually at a Scottsdale gut-healing retreat run by Brayden, who charges $4,000 a week and does not take insurance.
The FDA said it is "deeply concerned" and will open a review the moment the fax arrives from Texas.
At press time, Talarico had moved on to a second barbecue, where he was seen gripping a turkey leg in each hand and quietly asking whether the smoke was vegan.
"I love the meat," he told reporters, chewing, eyes watering. "The meat is not loving me back."
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